Posted by
Arnie on Friday, May 25, 2007 3:53:54 PM
Drive a long way on an extended vacation.
Hook up the boat and take to the lake for water skiing etc.
Take the camper out of storage and find a National park for a get-a-way.
Fly off to an exotic place for an extended weekend. It’s called “binge flying.”
All of the above add additional amounts of carbon emissions to the already fragile atmosphere.
Fire up the charcoal for grilling steaks and burgers.
Red meat is not good for your health; the charcoal fumes are bad to breathe and the charcoal add toxic gases into the atmosphere.
Wear a t-shirt with patriotic sayings.
You might just offend someone.
Wear a t-shirt with a Bible verse.
You would certainly offend someone.
Remember to take the think creamy sunscreen for sun bathing.
Your skin might get burned from the suns rays shining thru the holes in the ozone layer.
It’s Memorial Day, so try to remember a veteran, but be careful of displaying the American flag.
Someone might be offended by your outward show of patriotism.
I may have forgotten a few, but you get the gist for a troublesome politically correct green holiday.